Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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