And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Randomize
