so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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