Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
