I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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