He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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