names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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