Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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