check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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