If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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