Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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