we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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