id be glad to
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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