K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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