im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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