i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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