Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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