So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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