You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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