If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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