I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
