Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
no you cant smoke seaweed
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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