We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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