Don't you send me to vm
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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