i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
