i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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