i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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