great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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