is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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