Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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