im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
We left an ass print on the piano.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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