Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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