my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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