You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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