You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Randomize
