gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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