I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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