You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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