whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I can't turn off my feet"
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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