The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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