I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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