Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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