I just made out with a guy for $7.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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