why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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