do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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