I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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