You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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