This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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