I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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