I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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