I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize