So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
pray to the hookup gods
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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