I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
